If you are 20 something and probably even in your teens you've not only heard of the drink Four Loko, but you're downing one right now as you read this blog. Four Loko was created by three Buckeye Alumni: Chris Hunter, Jaisen Freeman, and Jeff Wright. The drink contains alcohol, caffeine, taurine, and guarana. (four ingredients. If you were confused where the name came from) Yesterday November 17th 2010 the FDA said Four Loko was “too awesome and a public health concern” So they demanded that caffeine, taurine and guarana be removed from the drink thus forcing everyone to now call the drink...One Loko.
I know what some of you are thinking: oh crap I need to buy as much of this party juice as possible before the government ruins the fun. As you should since the drink you once enjoyed is being taken from you. The Midwest isn't known for much in fact its been dubbed the “rust belt” the common people in middle America don't have much to do but get schlitzed. Just because the rest of the country can't hold their alcohol like Ohio doesn't mean the government has the right to babysit everyone. So some college and high school kids couldn't handle the power of that good kush? Does one bad apple ruin the bushel? It most certainly does not!
Four Loko is already banned in four of the States in the Union and I'm guessing it won't stop there. What's with all the suits and stiffs crushing the fun and innovation of college students? I wouldn't be surprised one bit if they banned faceSchuch next...
Go Bucks
I would like to know what happened to monday and tuesdays posts? It seems like some people are slacking
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